Could you explain for those of us unfamiliar with them what “Augmentees” is? Because you say “Augmentee” to me, and I’m automatically picturing Adam Jensen from Deus Ex, only I imagine a cybered-up 2001 supersoldier would just punch Ruckle in the ‘nards so hard they’d whiplash up his asshole and he’d need to go to the infirmary to get Seabees We Build We Fight Can Do shirt extracted by the Army’s finest proctologist. I’d like to hear about ruckle’s eventual dishonorable discharge and how he ends up getting kicked out. I am on tenterhooks waiting for the presumably glorious end of the ruckle saga. I’m gonna bet on “abducted by aliens.” Only, plot twist, it wasn’t an abduction, they were just taking him home (to an alien military penitentiary for being AWOL, naturally. Because he’s Ruckle.)
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Can we hear a story about how Ruckle became the tackling dummy because he demanded a promotion from someone that had Seabees We Build We Fight Can Do shirt than 0.0001 brain cells? I post 2 to 3 Ruçkle stories a week and I have about a dozen left. That makes about a month. However, I have some other tales I can post about a few other characters I met in the service. These are great. It’s like watching the dumbest pvt I ever had to get in a train wreck in slow motion. And the train has chlamydia. I vote for Ruckle’s Evaluation next, While not everyone serves with a Ruckle, if you do wind up serving with one the stories never end. I would like to hear about his attempt at promotion next.
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Man these stories are hilarious, I check this sub-daily to see if you’ve put a new one out. You’ve been teasing us with the Ruckle plays football story for a few stories now, so my vote goes to that, After reading about six of these I feel like I personally served with, know, and resent Ruckle. I chuckle inside every time I’m scrolling through my feed and I see Seabees We Build We Fight Can Do shirt magical name pop up and gear up for some amazing f**ckery. Thanks for your “no sh*t there I was” Ruckle stories! It’s probably because we’ve all had “that guy” at some point and can commiserate. Plus it’s always fun to laugh at someone else’s stupidity. And your delivery is spot on. Keep em coming. Also, I like how no one can ever keep track of Ruckle. Like it’s always “next thing we knew Ruckle was…” or “we looked up and saw Ruckle was talking to…”. Someone really should have been assigned to Ruckle.