Wearing masks should become the norm until I can afford to fix my grill. These teeth need some work but nobody notices these days. Right? I like to think people are just imagining a perfectly straight, pearly white smile behind the mask and that makes me feel better. I’ll take it for now. Mask This- Funny Middle Finger Anti Mask Defiance shirt My teeth are pretty stained cause no one taught me to brush as a kid but for some reason they look blindingly white on zoom meetings so I’m hoping we continue the zoom trend for that reason I wore a mask the other day going out and I was so happy when I realized that the mask was covering up the really bad skin on my cheeks and I didn’t have to be self conscious about it like I usually do.
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And then you get slightly self conscious because the further you go from Vancouver/Richmond, the much fewer and further in between masks become, and people start giving you funny looks, especially if you’re asian like I am. I know you could probably get away with not wearing one in BC, but it does make me feel better about having to be at the store. But if other peeps can’t see your face when i stand next to you, then i don’t look more handsome by comparison! Guess i’ll just wear a mask too …Mask This- Funny Middle Finger Anti Mask Defiance shirt As a man with a mustache that has gotten me an insane amount of compliments the past few years, it’s a bit sad to have to hide it, but hey, I’m not a shitty person so I mask up. I have taken this opportunity to grow a mustache during quarantine…and it isn’t pretty. Hoping it eventually fills in before this all ends. Looks like I will have plenty of time, sadly.
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I work in healthcare so I wear one my entire shift. It’s been so freeing to not feel like I need to wear any makeup to look “professional.” I like wearing a mask because I can have smile eyes but mouth “fuck you” to people who cut in line or are walking around with their face penises hanging out over the top of their masks. If the experts are right, I could potentially save someone who is more susceptible to the virus from either getting sick or dying. Mask This- Funny Middle Finger Anti Mask Defiance shirt If the experts are wrong, I am mildly inconvenienced. Too bad people are too self-absorbed to be even mildly inconvenienced in the name of the greater good. Do I hate wearing a mask? Damn right I do. Do I still wear it in hopes of protecting others and/or helping this pandemic die down sooner? Damn right I do.