I’m willing to bet that your daughter is really a daughter of Satan and you Dinosaur roaring into kindergarten shirt tricked into raising her. And he’s planning on using her to open a portal big enough for him to invade the Earth with demons. You should take a trip to some local churches and see what they think. And maybe put out an ad on craigslist for a demon hunter. or more like Darren is actually the son of satan but he didn’t manifest powers and his daughter did …? I mean he’s also in situations normal humans couldn’t handle and isn’t batting an eye + handling some of the, uh, satanic energy fairly well. But the daughter wrote to Satan by accident. If she was his daughter or was related to the underworld in some other way, wouldn’t the meeting have been less because of a writing error and something more deliberate?
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Yeah, she probably won’t be offended if he says “it’s not that your cooking is bad, it’s that I don’t know if humans can actually consume it. Can you maybe try and make human food (not food made from humans, food made for humans)?” Maybe Satan plans for Sarah to make a pentagram on earth and Dinosaur roaring into kindergarten shirt would act as a teleporter of sorts between the two worlds? Well, from the description, Hell sounds pretty fuckin cool. If it’s just the aesthetic and the cool looking demons and not actually torturing humans constantly for all eternity, then I don’t think I’d mind Hell on earth. Although pollution might be an issue. He should ask Satan about Hell’s carbon emissions.
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But I mean this is Satan manipulating a worldly family to get on their good side (if this theory is correct). Remember the tickle remote? That’s the kid’s version of a real torture remote. Not very pleasant. And Teddy was ready to straight-up rip apart some bowels. There’s a lot of hints that this isn’t some comic idealistic version of hell, there’s some really nasty stuff going on. If Sarah isn’t secretly Satan’s daughter (whether by a cult, by an affair, or through possession of OP at the time of conception), or otherwise related, all I can think is Dinosaur roaring into kindergarten shirt her mother must have named him (or one of his aliases, ‘Old Nick’ perhaps, an easy one to mistake for just a human friend/relative) godfather, which must have at first wounded him to the dark, demonic core until he got to know the little lady.